Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Ignorance is Bliss

A headline of the National Catholic Register read the following:
HUGO’S EGO: Chavez Steps Up His Attacks on Venezuela’s Catholics

The resident toddler saw me reading this periodical, saw the bust photo of ol’ Hugo, pointed, and said, “Look, Mommy! A priest!”

Not so, my son. Not so.

The very next headline of the same edition featured a picture of polygamist Tom Green and his six wives, to which my little guy assigned this narration:

“Hey, it’s a man. And that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and THAT’S his mommy.”

Oy.

4 comments:

  1. THat is too cute! What opportunities abound to catechize. What a gift to be a mother at home to be able to do just that at the right time and in the right way. With my prayers- Mom.

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  2. How come your life is helarious?

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  3. My lame trivia:

    1. "Oy!" is a digraph used in AC/DC's hit song, "TNT." The interjection is British slang to get someone's attention. Though the accepted spelling is "Oi," and AC/DC is a British band, curiously most versions of TNT's lyrics use the "Oy" spelling.

    2. "Oy" is also the name of a billybumbler befriended by the protagonists of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series. A billybumbler is a small fictional animal, something of a mix between a fox, coyote, and dog.

    3. "Oy" briefly became the battle cry of my platoon at TBS.

    Hugs and Kisses,

    -Brian

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