Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Ignorance is Bliss

A headline of the National Catholic Register read the following:
HUGO’S EGO: Chavez Steps Up His Attacks on Venezuela’s Catholics

The resident toddler saw me reading this periodical, saw the bust photo of ol’ Hugo, pointed, and said, “Look, Mommy! A priest!”

Not so, my son. Not so.

The very next headline of the same edition featured a picture of polygamist Tom Green and his six wives, to which my little guy assigned this narration:

“Hey, it’s a man. And that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and that’s his mommy, and THAT’S his mommy.”

Oy.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

THat is too cute! What opportunities abound to catechize. What a gift to be a mother at home to be able to do just that at the right time and in the right way. With my prayers- Mom.

Anonymous said...

"Oy" is right!

JRH said...

How come your life is helarious?

Anonymous said...

My lame trivia:

1. "Oy!" is a digraph used in AC/DC's hit song, "TNT." The interjection is British slang to get someone's attention. Though the accepted spelling is "Oi," and AC/DC is a British band, curiously most versions of TNT's lyrics use the "Oy" spelling.

2. "Oy" is also the name of a billybumbler befriended by the protagonists of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series. A billybumbler is a small fictional animal, something of a mix between a fox, coyote, and dog.

3. "Oy" briefly became the battle cry of my platoon at TBS.

Hugs and Kisses,

-Brian