Overheard

My dad's version of "This Little Piggy," which caused us all to erupt with laughter:

"This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed home.

This little piggy had roast beef,

and all these little piggies went to the election booth and voted for John McCain.

And this little piggy's name was Barack Obama and he lost the election and went crying 'BooHoooHOoWAAHH!!!' all the way back to Illinois."

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